{"id":181,"date":"2011-04-27T14:08:20","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T12:08:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parowvallei-oos.co.za\/?p=181"},"modified":"2014-11-26T14:58:18","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T12:58:18","slug":"the-bible-in-50-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/parowvallei-oos.co.za\/?p=181","title":{"rendered":"THE BIBLE IN 50 WORDS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>God made &#8212;&#8212;-the world.<br \/>\nAdam bit &#8212;&#8212;- the fruit of the tree of knowledge;God sent him out of Eden.<br \/>\nNoah arked &#8212;&#8212;- when the floods came. God made a covenant.<br \/>\nAbraham split&#8212;&#8212;- the land with Lot. His descendants would number the stars.<br \/>\nJacob fooled &#8212;&#8212;- Esau out of his birthright &amp; Isaac into blessing him.<br \/>\nJoseph ruled &#8212;&#8212;- in Egypt. Many Israelites settled there &amp; became slaves.<br \/>\nBush talked &#8212;&#8212;- Moses was called to free the Israelite slaves.<br \/>\nPharaoh plagued &#8212;&#8212;- 10 times because he would not let God\u2019s people go.<br \/>\nSea divided &#8212;&#8212;- saving the Israelites when Pharaoh\u2019s men chased them.<br \/>\nTablets guided &#8212;&#8212;- the Israelites with the Law of Moses.<br \/>\nPromise landed &#8212;&#8212;- the people in Canaan after 40 years of wandering.<br \/>\nJudges led &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; the Israelite people. It was a rough &amp; violent time.<br \/>\nSaul freaked &#8212;&#8212;- as the first king. The people had wanted a real live king.<br \/>\nDavid peeked &#8212;&#8212;- at Bathsheeba. God loved David in spite of his weakness &amp; sin.<br \/>\nKingdom divided &#8212;&#8212;- into Judah &amp; Israel. Warring, fighting &amp; sinning prevailed.<br \/>\nProphets warned &#8212;&#8212;- the kings and people about their evil ways.<br \/>\nPeople exiled &#8212;&#8212;-from Judah into Babylon. Israel had already fallen.What a mess!<br \/>\nHope rose &#8212;&#8212;- as prophets spoke of a messiah who would save the people.<br \/>\nJesus born &#8212;&#8212;- in a stable. Angels proclaim the news. Shepherds &amp; kings visit.<br \/>\nGod walked &#8212;&#8212;- in human form as Jesus, preaching about the Kingdom of God.<br \/>\nAnger crucified &#8212;&#8212;- Jesus. He upset the Jewish leadership. He died for our sins.<br \/>\nLove rose &#8212;&#8212;- when Jesus was resurrected after 3 days conquering sin &amp; death.<br \/>\nSpirit flamed &#8212;&#8212;- the disciples at Pentecost after Jesus&#8217; ascension.<br \/>\nWord spread &#8212;&#8212;- the Good news in the early church. 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